Piada: "Do you speak English?"

- Do you speak English?

- Yes!

- Name?

- Abdul al-Rhazib.

- Sex?

- Three to five times a week.

- No, no...I mean male or female?

- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.

- Holly cow!

- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.

- But isn't that hostile?

- Horse style, doggy style, free style, any style!

- Oh, dear!

- No, no! Deer run too fast...